Problem
When ever
I
find
The Key to Success
someone Changes
The LOCK
--Ideas are commodity - Execution is an art
--Do it Right First time and Save time later.
When ever
I
find
The Key to Success
someone Changes
The LOCK
--Ideas are commodity - Execution is an art
--Do it Right First time and Save time later.
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Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work:
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:
Guess.............
Guess.............
Come on, even u say it .........
Guess.............
"It works on my machine"
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When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve
When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others
God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed
- Swami Vivekananda
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Can you guess... which festival it is ??
You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. Wrong..
It is "RAKSHA BHANDHAN ;) "
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