Thursday, October 07, 2004

Smile

fromhttp://www.storybin.com/words/words109.shtml


Smile
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Maybe God wants me to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to
be grateful for the gift.

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we
look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has
been opened for us.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love
you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in
their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget
someone.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright find the one that makes your
heart smile.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just
want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all
the things you want to do.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make
you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you
happy.

Always put yourself in the other's shoes If you feel that it hurts
you, it will probably hurt the other person too.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along the way.

Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have
searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the
importance of people who have touched their lives.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you
can't get on well in life until you let go of your past failures and
heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is
smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

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Sunday, September 26, 2004

Dinner with GF parents!!

Dinner with GF parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

What is Effective Communication ????

What is Effective Communication ????

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether
it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't
you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest,
may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may
not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his
friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not
surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes
up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To
which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all
means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

For Example : Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation ?

Saturday, September 25, 2004

My team at CDAC

Hey! See my team members at CDAC bangalore.
From left.... me, Dr. Selvakumar(PM), Mr. N. Velmani(PL)
http://www.ncb.ernet.in/~pravin/team.jpg

my work place

See my work place! and more pics...
http://ncb.ernet.in/phototour/