a story...

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not. I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. "Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were. Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? True ...Right???

Spring 2.0 vs. the Anemic Domain Model

Spring 2.0 vs. the Anemic Domain Model

One of the most interesting aspects (no pun intended) of Spring 2.0 that was discussed this past week at The Spring Experience was the idea of letting Spring configure beans post-instantiation and regardless of how the bean became instantiated. This Spring 2.0 feature helps avoid the Anemic Domain Model" anti-pattern as described by Martin Fowler.

It's very common in Spring to build applications where service objects are injected with DAO objects and use those DAO objects to handle persistence of domain objects. The domain objects themselves, however, are little more than dumb data holders. The problem with this approach is that the interaction between the service object and the DAO object is very procedural. The service object makes one or more calls to the DAO, passing the domain object around like cargo.

Ideally, the domain object would contain behavior to handle its own persistence. If domain objects offered such behavior, then the service object could deal directly with the domain object in a very object-oriented way. Instead of telling a DAO to persist a customer, the service would tell the customer to persist itself. There will still be a DAO, but the domain object will do its own dealing with the DAO, unbeknownst to the service object. In effect, the domain object and the DAO swap positions with relation to the service object.

If the domain object is responsible for dealing with the DAO, then the domain object must have access to the DAO. In Spring, we'd like to do this through dependency injection. But domain objects are typically instantiated outside of Spring (e.g. in Hibernate, iBATIS, or some other persistence mechanism). How can Spring inject a DAO into a domain object when Spring isn't the one instantiating that domain object?

Full article..
http://jroller.com/page/habuma?entry=spring_2_0_vs_the

Always look for simple solutions.

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought
a soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly!  line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

 

Moral : Always look for simple solutions.

Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems

Missing Rib...

A girl asked her boyfriend...

 Girl: Tell me... who do you love most in this world..?

 By: You, of course!

 Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?

 Boy: The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and  said, "You are my rib. In the Bible, it was said that God saw that  Adam was lonely, during his sleep; God took one of Adam's rib and created Eve. Every man has been searching for his missing rib, only when you find  the woman of your life; you'll no longer feel the lingering ache in  your heart . . ."

 After their wedding, the couple had a sweet and happy life for a while.  However, the youthful couple began to drift apart due to the busy

 schedule of life and the never-ending worries of daily  problems...their life became mundane.

 All the challenges posed by the harsh realities of life began to gnaw  away their dreams and love for each other..  The couple began to  have  more quarrels and each quarrel became more heated.  

 One day, after the quarrel, the girl ran out of the house.... At the  opposite side of the road, she shouted, " You don't love me...!"

 The boy hated her childishness and out of impulse, retorted, "Maybe,  it was a mistake for us to be together..! You were never my missing rib...!"

 Suddenly, she turned quiet and stood there for a long while.... He  regretted what he said but words spoken are like thrown away water,

 you can never take it back. With tears, she went home to pack her  things and was determined in breaking-up.

   Before she left the house, "If I'm really not your missing rib,  please let me go..... She continued, "It is less painful this way...

 let us go on our separate ways and search for our own partners..."

 Five years went by....

 He never remarried but he had tried to find out about her life  indirectly...... She had left the country and back.... She had married

 a foreigner and divorced..... He felt anguished that she never waited  for him. In the dark and lonely night, he lit his cigarette and felt

 the lingering ache in his heart. He couldn't bring himself to admit  that he was missing her..

   One day, they finally met.... At the airport, a place where there  were many reunions and good-byes.... He was going away on a business  trip. She was standing there alone, with just the security door separating them. She smiled at him gently.

 (b): How are you?

 (g): I'm fine. How about you... Have you found your missing rib...?

 (b): No.

 (g): I'll be flying to New York in the next flight.

 (b): I'll be back in 2 weeks time. Give me a call when you are back...You know my number... Nothing has changed.

 With a smile, she turned around and waved good-bye..

 "Good-bye . . ."

 

   One week later, he heard of her death. She had perished in New York. In the event that shocked the world. Midnight..... Once again, he lit his cigarette..... And like before, he felt the lingering ache in his heart.... He finally knew, she was the missing rib that he had carelessly broken . . . 

  "Sometimes, people say things out of moments of fury..... Most often than not, the outcome could be disastrous and detrimental.... We vent  our frustrations 99% at our loved ones.... And even though we know that we ought to "think twice and act wisely", it's often easier said than done. Things happen each day, many of which are beyond our control. Let us treasure every moment and everyone in our lives.

 Tomorrow may never come; give and accept what you have today . . . "

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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven.....

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start
searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in
itright in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves
that he is not

Newton..........



can u guess it?????
come on apply wht u studied in ur schools and college.
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,
I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"

give ur best..

 

you..

 

Be honest...

 

Who we are....

A well-known speaker started off his seminar

by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,

"Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you

but first, let me do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground

and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

"Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it

because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives,

we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt

by the decisions we make and

the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or

what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,

you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we

know,

but by WHO WE ARE.

You are special- Don't EVER forget it."

Message ...

There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the man said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving... Don't give up your goodness... Even if the people around you, HURT and STING .....love them. Dont feel guilty...

Love...

Friend...

Good Morning

The Prince . . .

The Prince . . .

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was
cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could
speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so
that
if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was
allowed
to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or
signlanguage.)

One day he met abeautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes,)
and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to
refrain
from speakingfor two whole years so that he could look at her and say
"my
darling". But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he
loved her.

Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing
the
total number of silent years to 5).But at the end of these five years he
realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four
years without speaking.

Finally as the ninth year of ! silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in
that
beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,
knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My
darling,I
love you! Will you marry me?" And the princess tucked a strand of golden
hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and
parting
her ruby lips, said:





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"Pardon . . . ?



Story by - unknown

Balance Sheet Of LIFE

Balance Sheet Of LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Self-Appraisal:

Self-Appraisal:
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a
soda carton and
pulled it over to the telephone.He climbed onto the carton so that he
could reach the
buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.The
store-owner observed
and listened to the conversation: The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give
me the job of
cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my
lawn.""Lady,
I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your
lawn now."
replied boy.The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the
person who was
presently cutting her lawn.The little boy found more perseverance and
offered, "Lady,
I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have
the prettiest
lawn in all of North Palm beach, Florida."Again the woman answered in
the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who
was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,"Son... I
like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to
offer you a
job."The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my
performance with the
job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was
talking to!"

Life is your choice !!

LIFE IS YOUR CHOICE!

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to
visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into
complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned
with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic,
glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to
help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If
you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving
behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only
the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously
went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are
the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of
Life doesn't change." "Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail
to enjoy the coffee in it."

Don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.

Problem

When ever
I
find
The Key to Success
someone Changes

The LOCK

--Ideas are commodity - Execution is an art
--Do it Right First time and Save time later.

The Emerging Art Of Data Management

The Emerging Art Of Data Management

The ABCs Of Data Mining, Business Intelligence & More
 

How much do you know about your own data? Most data
center managers are masters of networks, routers,
switches, and the alphabet soup that defines modern
IT. But while theyre experts on storing data or
helping it flow through the networks they build, most
rarely know the ins and outs of the data itself.
Fields such as data mining, data integration, and
business intelligence are often dark corners best left
to specialists.

But theyre something you need to contend with. As IT
becomes more of a business field and less of a purely
technical one, those who run it are being called on to
turn the data they shepherd into something even more
valueduknowledge. And for that, they need to know how
to sort, sift, and mine data for all its worth.

Welcome To The Salt Mines

Simply put, data mining is analyzing data to find
patterns and relationships that managers can put to
use. When you mine your data, you're searching for
patterns that can predict the behavior of customers,
prospects, and even the enterprise itself. In a
grocery chain, for instance, you might track the times
when people buy fresh produce and see if it correlates
to the seasons, so youll know when to order more.

Thats why data mining is also called KDD, or
knowledge discovery in databases.

It relies on statistics and pattern recognition and
comes in two flavors: top down, in which you query a
database or other data pool to test a hypothesis, and
bottom up, in which you look for patterns in the data
first and then build a hypothesis based on those
patterns. But dont worry; you dont have to be a
mathematician to mine your data. A number of firms
make high-end software that can mine your systems for
nuggets of information that CEOs and sales managers
can make a profit on. (See the Helpful Tools
sidebar below.)

More Terms, Please

There are a number of other buzzwords you should know.
The first is data dredging, an insult thats used
when data miners find a pattern in their data
where none really exists. Its a common problem with
the top down approach.

Second is the data warehouse, a cornerstone of data
mining. A data warehouse is a large data store (nearly
always a relational database) that keeps a record of
your companys past transactions and operating
metricsuits sales, for instance, or shipping and
inventory management from your ERP system. Hence, by
definition, a data warehouse deals in past and not
current data.

A data warehouse often pulls data together from many
systems across the enterprise, and it may even be a
combination of those systems themselves. Contrast this
with a data mart, a subset of a data warehouse for use
by a single department.

Intelligent Business?

Business intelligence is a booming field of data
management and a catchphrase coined by Howard Dresner
of the Gartner Group in 1989. Dresner wanted an
umbrella term for software thats used to capture
business data (often from a data warehouse) and
translate it to useful knowledge that managers could
act on. For that reason a business intelligence system
is also called a DSS, or decision support system.

Business intelligence software extracts KPIs, or key
performance indicators, from a data warehouse or other
data pool. These are metrics that measure the success
of an enterprise in hard numbers: the number of new
customers in a quarter, for instance.

KPIs differ from business to business, and a crucial
metric in your enterprise may be worthless to the
next. But theres one trend that spans most business
intelligence systems: speed. In the past, the
extraction of KPIs took weeks or even months of work
by reams of accountants. Today, business intelligence
systems can deliver KPIs in nearly real time; in fact,
numbers are often ready in less than a day.

Theres one more acronym to add to your growing list:
BPM, or Business Performance Management. BPMs goal
is to go beyond business intelligence, which helps
managers make decisions, and give them information on
the decisions themselves. In other words, it aims to
optimize decisions and hence improve enterprise
performance. Think of it as the next generation of
business intelligence, one that's focused on business
processes, such as planning and forecasting, and
designed to maximize efficiency.

Like KDD and DSS, BPM is one more acronym in a field
that has too many already. But these letters are more
than rank techno-speak. Theyre tools for data center
experts who aspire to more than technical management.
In truth, theyre stepping stones to making IT a true
partner in business decisions, all from the simple act
of turning raw data into that elusive element called
knowledge.

by David Garrett
 

Beauty! Nature !Q. Who is the artist of this natural image. A. God

Top 20 replies by Programmers

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work:
 

20. "That's weird..."

 

19. "It's never done that before."

 

18. "It worked yesterday."

 

17. "How is that possible?"

 

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

 

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

 

14. "There is something funky in your data."

 

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

 

12. "You must have the wrong version."

 

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

 

10. "I can't test everything!"

 

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

 

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

 

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

 

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

 

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

 

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

 

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

 

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

 

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

 

 

 

 

 

Guess.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come on, even u say it .........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It works on my machine"

when i asked god !!

When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed
- Swami Vivekananda

It Happens Only in India

Can you guess... which festival it is ??
You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. Wrong..



It is "RAKSHA BHANDHAN ;) "

8th and 9th August 2005.

I have attended two nice seminars on 8^th and 9^th August 2005. On 8^th of August I have attended IBM developer works Live venue was Taj Residency MG Road, Bangalore. It stated as per agenda discussed about the application server WebSphere mainly. Other than this they have discussed about SOA, mail clients, Lotus Notes. They are mainly focused on comparison b/w .NET, Solution by BEA weblogic, SAP and Solution they are providing, which I didn’t like at all, it will be better if they were focused on their own products and lets developers decide which is better suits his/her requirement. Any way the way they presented, was good! Lastly we had nice lunch. And at end they have given one table watch along with evaluation CDs.

On 9^th of august, I went to Sun PCQuest developer summit. I liked this summit because it is very well covered the topics which I like to learn. The topics they covered are Java 5.0 features, JAVA EE Persistence trends, Java platform performance tuning, SAP introduction, Develop Java Server Faces, Programming using Java ME, JDIC (JDesktop Integration Component). Especially the topics covered by Dr. Doris Chen from Sun Microsystems was too good (java performance and JSF). I got the t-shirt and cd. I was one of appx 20 people who got t-shirt, because we have to catch t-shirt while they were throwing it.

Change Your Point of View --- Joe Gracia

Change Your Point of View --- Joe Gracia
Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies.Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies.  

 As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box,  and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually,  you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he  alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.  

Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves.

You think to yourself, "Did this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of ookies -- still unopened.  

Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view.

Is it time to change your point of view?

Now, think of this story as it relates to your life . Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem. :- )

 

Happy Frnship Day! 7th Aug 2005

"No man is useless while he has a friend."

Room 404: file not found".

Why "404 - Page Not Found "? - Why not " 808 - Page Not Found " ?

The history of 404: Before the beginning of time, when the Internet was still very much under the spell of bare Unix shells and Gopher, before SLIP or PPP became widely used, an ambitious group of young
scientists at CERN (Switzerland) started working on what was to
become the media revolution of the nineties: the World Wide Web,
later to be known as WWW, or simply 'the Web'. Their aim: to create a database infrastructure that offered open access to data in various formats: multi-media. The ultimate goal was clearly to create a protocol that would combine text and pictures and present it as one document, and allow linking to other such documents: hypertext.Because these bright young minds were reluctant to reveal their progress (and setbacks) to the world, they started developing their protocol in a closed environment: CERN's internal network. Many hours were spending on what later became the world-wide standard for multimedia documents. Using the physical lay-out of CERN's network and buildings as a metaphor for the 'real world' they situated different functions of the protocol in different offices within CERN.

In an office on the fourth floor (room 404), they placed the World Wide Web's central database: any request for a file was routed to that office, where two or three people would manually locate the requested files and transfer them, over the network, to the person who made that request. When the database started to grow, and the people at CERN realized that they were able to retrieve documents other than their own research-papers, not only the number of requests grew, but also the number of requests that could not be fulfilled, usually because the person who requested a file typed in the wrong name for that file. Soon these faulty requests were answered with a standard message: Room 404: file not found". Later, when these processes were automated and people could directly query the database, the messageID's for error messages remained linked to the physical location the process took place: "404: file not found".The room numbers remained in the error codes in the official release of HTTP (Hyper Text Transfer Protocol) when the Web left CERN to conquer the world, and are still displayed when a browser makes a faulty request to a Web server. In memory of the heroic boys and girls that worked deep into the night for all those months, in those small and hot offices at CERN, Room 404 is preserved as a 'place on the Web'. None of the other rooms are still used for the Web. Room 404 is the only and true monument to the beginning of the Web, a tribute to a
place in the past, where the future was shaped.

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monkey story

A Nice monkey story

from: http://rkvsraman.blogspot.com/2005/06/nice-monkey-story.html
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of
the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas
hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey
tries to climb the ladder, all the other monkeys are
sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.

Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the
ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be
sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of
the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new
monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the
ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are
doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately
begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall
upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.

However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. A
second original monkey is removed and replaced. The
newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all
the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This
includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that
he's not on the receiving end this time, participates
in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing
it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new
monkey. One by one, all the original monkeys are
replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None
of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of
them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up
any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
"AND THAT'S HOW MANY COMPANY'S POLICIES GET ESTABLISHED".

Santa Singh

Santa Singh needed some money desperately.
Banta Tells him that if he prays to Shivji in a
temple,
his prayers would surely be answered.

So Santa goes to a Shiva temple. The temple had a
large Lord Shiva statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows
his head, joins his hands and says his prayer.

Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.
Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kripa karo."

The priest sees Santa praying. He wants to help Santa
but knows that a Sikh will never accept the money. So
he drops a 100-rupee note,from behind the statue, so
that Santa can not see him.

After Santa had said his prayers, and opens his eyes.
He sees the note
and thinks that god has listened to his prayers. He
takes the note and goes away.

However he is back again next day for money. Now the
priest is really annoyed with Santa.

The Priest decides that he is not going to give any
more
money to Santa. He changes the big Shivji statue
with a smaller one of Ganapathi that day.

Once again Santa goes to the prayer room. However he
does not notice the difference.
Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands
and says his prayer.

Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho.
Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Kirpa karo."

After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find
any money. So he lowers his demand a bit.

Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan
ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo
jee."

Again he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any
money. He slowly raises his head and now notices the
small Ganapathi statue. He carefully looks left and
then right, and then slowly moves a bit forward near
the statue.

Then he whispers to the statue: "Puttar, Papa kitthe
hein ??!!

-:Nice story:-

The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it. "How does it taste?" the Master asked. "Awful," spat the apprentice.
 
The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake, the old man said, "Now drink from the lake."
 
 
As the water dripped down the young man's chin, the Master asked, "How does it taste?" "Good!" remarked the apprentice. "Do you taste the salt?" asked the Master. "No," said the young man.
 
The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, "The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the 'pain' depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things ..... Stop being a glass. Become a lake!"
 
Have a Blessed Day ! 

Whats Time :))

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to
loose,if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
were just passing by and came into wish me.

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
it.?
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
has and I will then have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a
date with you.
Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell
me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One fine day

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage,
started his bus, and drove off along the route. No
problems for the first few stops-a few people got on,
a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.

Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.

He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't
pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver wasfive feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on
again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.

And the next day, and the one after that,and so forth.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing
sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of
him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for
body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good
stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite
strong; what's more, he felt really good about
himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on
the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver
stood up, glared back at the passenger,and screamed,
"And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,
"Big John has a bus pass."

Moral of the story:
Be sure there is a problem in the first place before
working hard to solve it.

Bank Balance

Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First W! eek : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented
for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing cal! ls ("I should not create
unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent
situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she
calls me")

And last....but not the least...

Freaking out
First Week : "Come, let's go to Pizza Hut and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Hut . Let's go to Burns Road."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What
say?"
Fourth week : "Heavy Fats are injurious to health"

Take care my friend. .

Take care my friend. .

 

Take care my friend,
I miss talking to you.
And laughing with you,
And sharing moments,
that makes being with you soo special..

 

Take care my friend.
Becoz- theres all wrong
with a day when u r not here.
Somethings missing.
And inspite of myself..

 

I listen for your laugh
and watch for you face in the crowd.
Stand by the door
waiting all day
thinking.. maybe you will drop by..

 

Take care my friend
becoz i cant help thinking
how lonely it is without you
and how nice it would be to have you here..

 

But most of all.. Take care.
becoz you matter to me .

A Kya Bolti Tu

Hindi
A Kya Bolti Tu
A Kya Mai Bolu
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?


Sanskrit : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?


Gujarati :
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal
Sambhlaav
Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?
Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,
beeju shun?

Marathi
Aye kaai tu mhantes?
Aye kaai mi mhanhu?
Aik
Aikav
Yetes kai khandaalaa?
Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?
Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aish
karuyaa, aankhin kai?

Kashmiri :
Heey, kya chaakh wannan
Heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy
Booz
Wanoo
Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa
Pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh
karav, beyy kya?

Konkani :
Aye ! kitte sangta tu?
Aye ! aao kite sangu?
Saang
Saan! gta
Khandalaa yeta ghi?
Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?
Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?


Punjabi :
A ! ke boldi tu;
A ke mein bolan;
Sunh
Sunha
Chaldi khandala
Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala
Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj
Karenge, Aur Ki ?


Bengali :
Ei ki bolis tui
Ei ki ar boli
Shon
Shonaa
Jabi ki khondalaa
K! i kori giye khondalaa
Are, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?

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more?????***************

Malayalam :
Aye yenna pariyunnu?
Aye nyan yenna pariyu?
Keku
Pariyu
Varinno kh! andala?
Yendu cheyam? Nyaan vannu Khandaala?
Karangam, chuttam, paadam, aadam, maja
cheyyam,verendha?

Telugu :
Aye, ainte chaepphuta vu
Aye,ainte chaepala
Vinu
Chaeppu
Wastava Khandala
Yem Chesedhi? vacchi Khandala
Thiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,maja
chesthamu inkemi?

Sindhi :
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh
Budhai
Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish kan! dasi, byo cha?

Magahi : (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu
A kya boliyuow hum
Sun
SunaowAaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala
Gumbai, Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki

Assamese:
ey ki kua tumi?
ey ki kom moi?
sun
suna
ahibi ki khandala?
ki korim aahi moi kahandalaa
are ghurim,phirim,nasim,gaam,khub phurti korim aru ki?

Tamil:
Enna solre
Ennatha solla
mudalla kelu,
sari sollu
Kandala variya
kandala poi enna panrathu
Vera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsa
pannuvom

Foreign Languages :

German :
Was sagst du?
Was soll ich sagen?
Hor mal!
Sag mal!
Kommst Nach Khandala?
Was machen wir in Khaldala?
Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx,
was noch?

Spanish :
Tu que deceas?
Yo que deseo?
Oye
Di me
Vas a tu khandaalaa?
Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?
Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,
disfrutamos, si no.

Chinese :
Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?
Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?
Sui,
Suion,
Hyuan Chon Khandala?
Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?
Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, Samshuan
Tsuaniya Tsu Chon?

Russian :
Aeich, Kov Speache niv?
Aeich, Kov miv Speache?
Nuushev,!
Nuusheva,
Comeva Kov Khandala?
Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala! ?
Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha, Enjova
Sheychevin, Kov
Gobraich?

French :!
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?
Entendre
Entendrez
Est-ceque tu viens a la Khandala
Qu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?
Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?

Zambesi : (African)
Aye, Zwa To Zulu,
Aye, Zwa Ze Zulu,
Wahte,
Kaso,
Heliyo To Khandaalaa?
Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!
Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni

A -to- Z for apple.

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple

--
From: Mayura-Y-Mhaisalkar <mayura@ncb.ernet.in>

Gone are the days........but not the memories

-----Original Message-----
From: Suresh Butteddi 
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Gone are the days........but not the memories 


Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June, 
And we settled in our new desks and benches. 

 Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes. 

 Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet 
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers. 

 Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals, 
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat. 

 Gone are the days 
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds. 

 Gone are the days
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more
eagerly than the monsoons.  

 Gone are the days
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy. 

 Gone are the days
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.  

 Gone are the days
When few rushed at 5:30 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus.   

 Gone are the days
Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,
And the one-month long preparations for them.  

 Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
And the most enjoyed holidays after them. 

Gone are the days
We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost, We laughed, we  
cried,
we fought, we thought. 

Gone are the days
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more. 

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and 
Ever and ever and Ever. 

I hope you went back to your Golden Olden days.......... 

For a while..........as I DID!! 

Didnt u????

Remember

Remember : WORK like we don't need the MONEY, LOVE like we have never been HURT, DANCE like nobody is WATCHING !!
If a Job's worth doing, it's worth doing well !!

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http://rkdugar.blogspot.com/

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Arz Hai !

Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,

Agar kare to kayamat tak juda na kare,

Ye mana ki log marte nahi judai mein,

Magar ji bhi nahin pate hai tanhayee mein...



Zindagi ki rahaon me bahut se yaar milenge,

Hum kya hum se bhi ache hazaar milenge,

In achhon ki bheed me hame na bhula dena,

Hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge...





Log milte-he, bichad-jate-he,
Sirf Dil ke taar ched jate he,

yun tho lete he HUM hazaro naam par,

kuch AAP ke jaise NAAM Dil me utar jate hai..!!!



Tum ho zindagi, tumhari kitaab hum hain,

Tum ho nasha, tumhari sharaab hum hain,

Kuch to rishta hai hamara tumhara,

Tum to sawal ho to jawab hum hai.!!!



Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,

hum kisiko maayus karte nahi,

bharosa rakhna meri dosti par,

dil may basakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi..!!!



Nigahei aapki pehachan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aapki shan hai hamari,

Rakhana hifasat sei tum aapnei aapko,

Kyuki aapki zindagi jaan hai hamari..!!!



Aasuon mein na dhundana hamei,

Dil mein ham bas jayengei,

Tamanna ho agar milanei ki,

Toh band aakhomei bhi nazar aayengei..!!!


Njoy Maadi
Tussi



Lots Of Love
(¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´ Tushar P.

Newton Laws for Software

Newton Laws for Software
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Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or
forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the
payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when
deadline force is applied.

Law 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite
Software Implementation.


Bonus :-) Law 4. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software
by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The
total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Moral

There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy).Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers hiscatch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. Onone occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decidesto go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by theBank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon asack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now,when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill,the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishydid just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far aspossible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many timesan possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose thestone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was adiamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he hadthrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!End of Story!Moral is ..............................................
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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)

Because you're my friend.

Because you're my friend.

When you are sad,
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared,
I will comfort your fears.

When you are worried,
I will give you hope.
When you are confused,
I will help you cope.

And when you are lost,
And can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon
Shining ever so bright

This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend.

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Best Friend !

Although it's quite a statement
Well, it happens to be true
The best friend I have ever had
I'm glad to say, is you.

You're there if I should need you
And you never turn away
I know I can depend on you
At any time of day.

We've had our ups and downs
As nearly everybody does
But problems never last for long
With special friends like us.

Some people have so many friends
With whom they spend their time
But no one has a best friend
Who's as wonderful as mine.

So thanks for always being there
Your friendship's strong and true
And I just want to let you know
I'm always there for you!
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