Thursday, July 07, 2005

A -to- Z for apple.

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple


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From: Mayura-Y-Mhaisalkar <mayura@ncb.ernet.in>

Monday, July 04, 2005

Gone are the days........but not the memories

-----Original Message-----
From: Suresh Butteddi
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Gone are the days........but not the memories


Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.

Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.

Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.

Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds.

Gone are the days
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more
eagerly than the monsoons.

Gone are the days
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.

Gone are the days
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.

Gone are the days
When few rushed at 5:30 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus.

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,
And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
And the most enjoyed holidays after them.

Gone are the days
We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost, We laughed, we
cried,
we fought, we thought.

Gone are the days
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more.

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and Ever.

I hope you went back to your Golden Olden days..........

For a while..........as I DID!!

Didnt u????

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Remember

Remember : WORK like we don't need the MONEY, LOVE like we have never been HURT, DANCE like nobody is WATCHING !!
If a Job's worth doing, it's worth doing well !!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Monday, June 27, 2005

Arz Hai !

Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,

Agar kare to kayamat tak juda na kare,

Ye mana ki log marte nahi judai mein,

Magar ji bhi nahin pate hai tanhayee mein...



Zindagi ki rahaon me bahut se yaar milenge,

Hum kya hum se bhi ache hazaar milenge,

In achhon ki bheed me hame na bhula dena,

Hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge...





Log milte-he, bichad-jate-he,
Sirf Dil ke taar ched jate he,

yun tho lete he HUM hazaro naam par,

kuch AAP ke jaise NAAM Dil me utar jate hai..!!!



Tum ho zindagi, tumhari kitaab hum hain,

Tum ho nasha, tumhari sharaab hum hain,

Kuch to rishta hai hamara tumhara,

Tum to sawal ho to jawab hum hai.!!!



Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,

hum kisiko maayus karte nahi,

bharosa rakhna meri dosti par,

dil may basakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi..!!!



Nigahei aapki pehachan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aapki shan hai hamari,

Rakhana hifasat sei tum aapnei aapko,

Kyuki aapki zindagi jaan hai hamari..!!!



Aasuon mein na dhundana hamei,

Dil mein ham bas jayengei,

Tamanna ho agar milanei ki,

Toh band aakhomei bhi nazar aayengei..!!!


Njoy Maadi
Tussi



Lots Of Love
(¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´ Tushar P.

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