Newton Laws for Software

Newton Laws for Software
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Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or
forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the
payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when
deadline force is applied.

Law 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite
Software Implementation.


Bonus :-) Law 4. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software
by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The
total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.